Jeaned Jihadi's ...........

The root cause of ongoing militancy in Pakistan is what?? Is it the Drone attacks, the Madressha Education, The Osama Bin Ladin phenomena or the work of the Israeli or the Indian agents? I guess these  are all interconnected but finding a solution to the problem is very important, again who should find a solution and even more important question is that how will Pakistani’s be able to implement it ..

Contrary to the popular belief that all the militants are the religious school students or brain washed by the clerics .I was reading a survey report of Dr Tariq that stated that most of them are highly qualified science students but belong to the religious families.

I would like to cite an example here of one of my female friend who is fond of sending me rubbish sms of promoting Islam, previously I tolerated it and in certain hideous words tried to convey her the message that this holy ritual of sending me religious sms pisses me off but when she smsed  me today that * MUSLIMS CANT BE TERRORIST AND ALL TERRORIST ARE HINDUS ,ISRAELI AND INDIAN *   My doubt about her delusional state of mind confirmed the fact she is  a  perfect  * JEANED JIHADI * who got good education from  a reputable university and  belong to a well – off family but due to the family being religious they attended the DARAS and the availability of the  sub- standard Islamic literature corrupted her thinking .

I tried my best explaining to her that muslims are not angels and most of the terrorist are muslims due to the ongoing war with  the US .The Tehreek –e Taliban is self proclaimingly  fighting for Islam .Ajmal Kasav  was a muslim and they might have been praying regularly in their lives even me & you looked at each other’s answer sheet in exam ,bunked classes ,played pranks despite the fact we knew that its bad and if I would say that only HINDUS , ISRAELI, INDIAN cheat than how would you react to it and to which she cited * NO BODY IS A GOOD MUSLIM EVEN YOU AND ME ARE BAD MUSLIMS *   this  discussion of me convincing her to let go of the hatred and think of the positive things and try not to connect everything with the religion continued and  then she finally told me * I’m going to washroom * and it ended and I was

……..Did that washroom excuse made me win the debate ? 

I do admit that the Israel is no innocent and so does India they are involved with  killing people in Palestine and Kashmir recently I was reading an article of Robert Fisk  over the incident in which Israeli soldiers opened fire on two small girl aged 8 and 6 and shot a guy named Munib just because they were holding a rally over the border and were unarmed .Every now and then you hear news about Indian forces blowing up houses of the so called Kashmiri terrorist and then there is no explanation that why did they blow the whole house if they could  have  had gone ahead with catching the terrorist alive why did they had to kill the small innocent kids and the weak wife and old parents .Its  true that most people raise fingers for every bad thing to Muslims and overlook what is happening in these occupied states .Where is the UN  human rights policy here now . Most people don’t even know that an American and a British reporter were crushed by the tanks of the  Israeli forces when they were protesting against razing the house of the Palestinian people.

This again raises the question that violence should be condemned and peace should prevail above all .We should have courage as a human being to say ,wrong as wrong and love everyone despite our differences

By the way I did not get the logic of connecting * HINDUS, ISREALI and   INDIANS. Does that mean that even Indian muslims are conspiring against Pakistan but muslims are not terrorist according to her logic so that means Indians just include the Hindus so why repeating one idea with different words Hindus and Indians …….may be she wanted to create an impression .

I just don’t know how to deal with these sort of people even they would convince the electric current that is used for therapy that, Hey Current , I’m a muslim how can I a psycho .Psycho people can only be * Indians, Hindus, Israeli *  Its because of this approach that Pakistan is  in a reverse gear because we have  a habit of blaming others  instead of looking for the root cause of the problems .

Then there are people like Zaid hamid  who claims to motivate the youth with his myopic view of the world,a war monger ,  he loves to exploit youth with his extra energy which he get by eating 1000 bananas everyday …….  The best people to deal with him is the BNN on GEO, previously the 4 news team on AJJ  J

The more problems are created by apparently secular Televangelist like Amir liaquat        ( this bastard wears the embellished sherwani’s and pit people against each other first  shia –sunni’s  and now ahmadi’s )   and the news reporter Ansar abbasi .The former went on to describe the killing of Ahmadi’s as good and there was nobody to condemn this attitude . Ansar abbasi went ahead and described the black law of blasphemy a tool of oppression against the poor and the weak as a Islamic law . This attitude by the so called moderate and educated people is one of the biggest menace and nobody stands up to condemn it .

I just saw a video clip of one fanatic mullah who was trying to motivate the sex maniac cum fanatic cum bearded bears that  the HOORS in jaanat would be having a lot of sex appeal and the guys would be having a lot of sex drive and strength to do  it with 20 -25 women . And he was citing that one should not fall in love with the women of the world This indicates that why most of the mullah’s fall for the little kids in their madressah’s  and rape them .

These mullah minded people who’s outlook is liberal is the most dangerous kinds because their beliefs are connected to the fanatic types, they might have everything available to them ,might be leading a luxurious life but still they feel that something is missing in their life like the need to become important whom people could look upto with fear/reverence .This is just the need that makes them do this kind of acts  precise I think that  orthodox muslim  families have a habbit of feeling no compassion towards others and thus treat non-muslims as unhuman .

I don’t know when people will start to see goodness in doing the good deeds like helping others, kindness, compassion, love rather than just religion and the religious acts .When will people learn that God  want people to love  and help each other and for the prayers he has made the Angels . Its how God is going to judge us that how good we are with others and much positive contribution we have made in this world.

Third Sex , Transvestites or Gay

Basic human right is that one should be free to live as one wants to.
According to George Bernard Shaw, * Your freedom ends where my nose begins * that implies that everybody is free to do as they please  as long as they are not harming others and are not doing anything that’s illegal.
Pakistani society is full of prejudice ,its  conservative yet its liberal in quiet a few things however this article is going to be about the fact that why people who belong to a third sex ,those who are known as transvestites or those who chose to become one are looked down upon by the society as being  divested of human qualities.

There was an incident in which a girl had changed her sex in order to marry her best friend perhaps due to the fact that her friend was not getting good proposals. That was her personal choice but the Pakistani media and society made a brouhaha out of it and the court arrested them and punished them. Never been a court has been so efficient in arresting the criminals and punishing them. Nobody followed the story that what happened afterwards.

The Transvestites are not given job opportunities & they are not even hired as domestic labour because of their gender, those belonging to lower middle class are trapped in vicious cycle of dancing over weddings & in the URS.

However, the paradox is evident when in the media, fashion people openly declare themselves as gay and those who are not  one , declare themselves  to gain attention.

These poor souls are publicly made mock of  and there seems to be no option left to them but to stick to what ever acts they are doing like begging from people & bad mouthing due to the callous and rude behaviors of  the common people towards them .

I would like to draw attention to the fact that there is also some responsibility lies with the transvestites guru as they exploit their students and made them to do such shameless acts and take undue advantage of their vulnerability. The laws and the law enforcement agencies are no good here as they also take out their frustration on the poor people. The most horrifying fact is that these people bury their dead ones after mid night due to the backlash of the people. Nobody questions that where in Islam it is there that those people who are born with a biological complication should be treated in such a way.

Its time that we should try to be sensitive towards people who are a little different from us and try to understand them and help them in whatever we can do .As, its not but its God’s will that they are there dangling between the clear demarcation of male and female. So, we should be tolerant and humble towards everyone specially those who are helpless and needs to be understood.

 One of the thing that is horrifying is the fact that there is no awareness in the fact that if a  kid is born with a vital sex organ that is of micro size or the outer layer is deceptive then there is no effort to gather the data & physical evidence of the child & direct it towards the right source not only it happens in the poor segments of the society even the middle class & the rich people find it shameful if anybody would know that they had an operation of there baby to change the sex , mind you its not an operation of sex change it is about correcting the birth defect

Previously if any guy used to go to saloon they would have been labeled as developing girls habbit & would be ridiculed in the friends gathering .However  with the passage of time & the increase in the awareness , thank God guys are particular about maintaining themselves & are regular about their saloon appointments  and why should not they be its their basic right as a human being to have access to the beauty products even in clothing range companies have begin to  offer Pink color for guys  that was once considered the domain of girls .However even now some people consider it  a Gay color .

I have read it somewhere there that every girl has a guy in her & every guy has got a girl in her but if there is any imbalance then they attain the attributes of a third sex however in our society if any guy is seen crying due to physical injury or he is upset then its considered he doesn’t have courage and is behaving as a girl & if any girl is seen changing the bulb or driving on her own then she is very tom boyish and considered devoid of feminine qualities 

And I think this is the problem with our people that they are not happy in any way they ridicule people who are a bit different to them & make fun of them more because they think they are much more talented & worthy  themselves. How can anybody understand the pain & agony of the people who does not belong to either MALE OR FEMALE SEX!

How can they understand the hell they are going on in their daily life because they are not comfortable in their own life with their own physical image & due to the lack of awareness they could not  get themselves treated in the early life & once they become adults & would do an operation than they would be labeled as going out against nature & labeled as a KAFIR

Alas! Life is a continuously excruciating torture for them. I wish if we people can educate ourselves in the real way and  stop believing  the rubbish things of the traditional and  fanatic mullah’s , try to sift matters through a logical eye and learn to love people, accept them the way they are.

One a last note ,

 Once my cousin who has ANGLO SEXIAN look was riding a bike a Transvestite came up to him & pinched  him on his hand and blew him a kiss & said  * HEY BOY WHERE R U GOING * and even  sang a song for  him  * GORAY GORAY MUKHRAY PAY KALA KALA CHASMA *  as he was wearing black sunglasses, from that day onwards he is so afraid of them that even mentioning there presence scares him 

The First time i talked to him i didn't know that we would be having a friendship so strong
I wish with him i will always have a eternal bond
I have not met him in person but i yearn to meet
So that i can prove to him that Iam a true friend indeed
He would show me the hills as he has promised
And we will play hide and seek as i have already planned it :)
When he talks to me i feel so strong
I regard him as my best friend because when he is around
I can always be myself
I wish my best friend gets the best of the best because he is the best and deserves the best :)

Life as i see it :)

A piece of  poetry from myside  that describes life :)

Sometimes life takes a turn that makes you leave everything and run 

You curse the fate that why does it happen with you 

And forget the fact what God has gifted to u 

For you world seems a horrible, horrid place that has torned your soul

Though the spirituality and love in the world has a lead role 

What one needs to remember is that 

* Life is a permanent battle of up's and down  but who is patient and positive persistently wears the crown *

Icc World Cup 2011

ICC WORLDCUP 2011

Icc World Cup has started with all its glory in the Feb 2011 and because Cricket is a major sport that’s played in the Sub –Continent there was much hype in this region about it.

Pakistan, The 1992 champion could not play well against India in the Semi Final and lost .There was a half day holiday announced in Pakistan and Iam  sure the same would have been in India .It was such a big match because of the fact that India & Pakistan are arch rivals but alas the Pakistan cricket team played really bad except Wahab Riaz who took 5 wickets.

It was such a crazy & great atmosphere in Karachi everywhere there were Big screens and people were gathered around it .There were Pakistan flags & face painting were going on .There were again cheap slogans & background music when any Indian player used to get out .The Pakistan Official Cricket team shirts were available at Addidas at Rs 1600 & it used to get sold out immediately many of my friends bribed the guy to get the  last piece of shirt for them and they were praying that OH PLZZ GOD make us wear it again in the final J

Although there were big screens for every other match of Pakistan but it was the Indo Pak match that attracted a lot of attention due to the animosity.

I also was telling my brother to not to go to places because all the matches  we used to see at our place from the start  and when Pakistan was in the winning position then we used to go out like in Australia & West- Indies and all other. He was not in Karachi in the New Zealand match and I was telling him .See, you didn’t see the match from the beginning with us and what happened.

We also used to switch the channel from Geo super to Star sports of Indian commentary because that was the way in which Pakistan used to win because my brother used to comment that *see that’s how Indian’s get jealous with Pakistan *

Whenever our servant used to see the match with undivided attention we used to get scared that God now Pakistan will loose and we used to keep him busy by giving him clothes to iron or carrots to peel while watching the match so that he can watch & listen without boring his eyes into the Pakistan Players

 My dad used to get irritated and pissed off because of our superstitious ways and he doesn’t used to allow it even for fun thought he knew that we are just having fun

 I came across a funny slogan in the place where big screens were there and it is one of the cheapest slogan anybody could come up with ……

                                              NAARA –E- SUI

                                                   

                                              OUI OUI OUI

  and there were another old but cheap ones like Munii Ko Badnam Karo and all of these and can you imagine how would one  feel like being a girl when anybody will shout it at a place where from the outlook cool people are seated  together …… Uff Allah but it was fun lol  but  I again took it positive because it showed how creative Pakistani people are in inventing slogans J

I heard before the match from a high Govt official that Indo- Pak match is fixed and Pakistan is going to loose because of the dignitaries involved and because the bookies had all the money on India and in one day 40 billion dollars were transferred from Pakistan and that every match is fixed and there was an status of the bookie that India will make 260 runs and Pakistan will lose by 25- 30 runs and that proved to be so true and I was feeling sorry for the Shaheed parrot. There was a joke around it that goes on like this

* SHAHEED PARROT KA JANNAT SAY PAKISTANI QOAM KA LIYA PAIGHAM
      APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE , APRIL FOOL IN ADVANCE *

How brutal can people get in the Indo – Pak match I realized it myself when Kiran Rao was chanting BHAJJI BHAJJI BHAJJI . I just wanted to shout in her ear that *BHAJJI KI BANAGEY BHUJIA *

My little cousins came up all dressed up in the official shirts one was calling himself Shahid Afridi and another as Shoaib Akhter J  although Shoaib didn’t play but he didn’t know J He just wanted to be Shoaib and that is what the star power is. So true that there are only two stars in Pakistan Cricket Team one is Shahid Afridi and the another is Shoaib Akhter

I just don’t understand that why Afridi didn’t make Shoaib play despite the fact that Indian batsman are scared against him and he has  a good track record with India and he was desperate to play .He could play instead of Abdur razzaq who played so badly in the match .

My brother calls him * RUNNING SPINNER * that balls with a pace as slow as a spin and that even with a such a big run up.

I think people would have looked at how Shoaib was twisting and turning in the dressing room and was aching to come up in the field against Sachin.

I think if he would have bowled even 6 over’s the situation would have been different because he would have taken some early wickets for sure

Anyways this match and the defeat against India will be raw  for Pakistan fans for time to come and could only be healed a bit when Pakistan will defeat them again in any match and will be healed completely when they will be defeated badly in the ICC world cup 2015 Inshallah

Today is the final match and is going to start in an hour .My all prayers and support for the SL team not only because India is the rival also because I have got lovely cutie pies SL friends who have a  heart of  a gold and also because of the fact that SL is a great friend of Pakistan 

 

May ALLAH make SL win against India today in the ICC World cup 2011 Final at MUMBAI    INSHALLAH

Pics of my Orange Choclate Cake attempt

Business is in the air ............

It’s been so long since I wrote the last time & no wonder my hands had been itching the all time. The exams has made my life a living hell thank god they are finished. I don’t know when the day will come & I can jump & shout * No More Studies * and the great part will be that I will be getting a degree J  otherwise I still remember in my childhood when I used to sulk over home work & studies  my mum used to say if you are not going to like your studies & leave it you will get a JAROO( BROOM) DEGREE  and I used to think that all maids posses a JHAROO DEGREE .

So I  wrote two dramatic Blogs about February & the air of romance but I did not had the courage to put it up J  You might be wondering whether I would have been  fearing a SALMAN TASEER kind of  fierce reaction  then you are pretty right 

 I don’t want to die with 27 bullets & that is even  just so early in my life .I’m not  filthy rich like Salman Taseer & are not married thrice &  most important of all doesn’t have a SUPER HOT SON J 

I don’t know why does my fate does it with me all the time that the guys I like are either married ,committed or engaged  or get so instantly the moment I began to have a crush on them . I think they believe with such a hot girl having a crush on them it’s just not right and  it will be the biggest mismatch on earth because  the girl just too good  to be by  their side  (even thinking like this makes you so good J )

Now I’m planning to start a business of  being a  Matchmaker due to  the God gifted  skills of getting guys hooked up .I will like all those who are not getting a GF/Wife/Fiancé or the one’s whose  wife has left them or Fiancé has betrayed them .

God my list could be so long with so many Pakistani politicians, leading actors, sportsmen in them. Imran Khan . Waseem akram, Shoaib Akhter (I even called on his number …J but he didn’t pick up L )

This making myself having a crush on them will have dual benefits for both the parties. For them they will get a partner or hopefully a soul mate & me, I will learn a lot about their personality & human nature in general. As I'm so optimistic I can tell always find ways to tell myself  why do they do what they do  ..

Hmm, I  will devise several methods for my  respective clients to help them as a student  I can always look up to VEENA MALIK .I don’t know why does the mullah minded  segments  of Pakistan hate her so much .She is  such an  innocent & harmless girl who has gone all the way to India to spread  love all around. She is  capable of so much love .I wonder why UN doesn’t hire her as a peace ambassador.

For the Marketing students she is a real guide & could be a  mentor , a living example on how to perform marketing in practical world. She applied SWOT analysis so well in Big Boss that even Father of Marketing could not even apply.

Like Capitalizing on the Strength (Ain’t I sexy & beautiful)

Dealing with Weakness (After she couldn’t get rahul she focused on other opportunities without wasting time)

Looking for Opportunities ( hrishannt & AYSH -MIT )

 Combating Threats (Making Sara Khan out of the show)

 

See how easy it is & these boring & old, brain eating teachers take so long to make us understand the concepts .Imagine Veena as a Marketing Teacher everybody will be so happy

Oh God I just remember that Altaf hussain & Zardari  is also single.How the hell will I develop a crush on them  in order to find them a good partner .Altaf  is going to make me deaf with his loud speech style way of talking but yes he is good as a singer that nobody can deny .You don’t believe me plz check out his * SALAM SALAM SALAM * rap style speech & INHI LOGON NAY song, this man has got real talent .

 Having crush on Zardari on the other hand will make me apt at Financial Management & will teach me how to be efficient in Resource allocation. Like he takes all the donations of the Flood people to himself & the money from all the resources are directed towards one source that is MR ZARDARI. I don’t know why people call him MR 10 % & doesn’t take account of the fact that how humble & down to earth he is that he doesn’t even deny the 10% bribe & gladly take the money from the people. He is the President & knows better. Crush over him can also teach me how to remain calm & tension free like going on the world tour while there are floods in your country. How to be respectful & to be a compromising towards certain situation how to be  good negotiator like see how he marvels at negotiating with the Americans & handles MR RAYMOND ( BTW Raymond got great chest and arms ,man )

However , this matchmaking business can get me into trouble as well especially with the likes of the clients like the abovementioned . Gawd ! that means I must look at other ways to make money I don’t know why people are so afraid of starting up business of their own they get fancy degrees like MBA from a a highly repuatable universities and then end up being a manager in some company never utilizing their true potential Is it because as a nation we are reluctant to try out new opportunities?

The thriving business is of food & clothes here.Check out all the designers that come up with the lawn suits for the RICH BEGUMS that go & buy the NOMI OR SANASAFINAZ prints & as soon as they see some lolly.molly ,tolly of neighbourhood wearing the same suit they tear it off to pieces much to the displeasure of their husbands though momentarily.

 
The cooking channels business are also a rage among the lazy, slave into the hands of husbands women of Pakistan where they call & talk the chef to wave at them, request the recipe that is already available at Facebook . I wonder why Pakistan Army did’nt take the help of  these channels for raymond davis to spill the national secrets he was holding out .The crazy calls would have been enough to make his skull crushed into fine powder .

Seriously I think everybody should evaluate their strengths & start to do some business by following their heart .I think people who followed their heart & made some real effort are successful  like Steve Jobs of Apple , Bill Gates of Microsoft ,Shaan Foods owner , Michael dell of Dell, Ambani’s . The thing that is common in them is that they all started from a small scale & doing what they are passionate about. That is the sole reason that  they made it so big .However one thing is very important to do and that is concrete planning to  support  business strategy

It ‘ s so late in the night and I read the comments on my blog & I was thrilled to know that people are reading my blogs otherwise I used to think that who in the world  would do so .It’s enough for them to read their schools books let alone blogs but I guess my blogs are not like dry schoolbooks J