It’s been so long since I wrote the last time & no wonder my hands had been itching the all time. The exams has made my life a living hell thank god they are finished. I don’t know when the day will come & I can jump & shout * No More Studies * and the great part will be that I will be getting a degree J otherwise I still remember in my childhood when I used to sulk over home work & studies my mum used to say if you are not going to like your studies & leave it you will get a JAROO( BROOM) DEGREE and I used to think that all maids posses a JHAROO DEGREE .
So I wrote two dramatic Blogs about February & the air of romance but I did not had the courage to put it up J You might be wondering whether I would have been fearing a SALMAN TASEER kind of fierce reaction then you are pretty right
I don’t want to die with 27 bullets & that is even just so early in my life .I’m not filthy rich like Salman Taseer & are not married thrice & most important of all doesn’t have a SUPER HOT SON J
I don’t know why does my fate does it with me all the time that the guys I like are either married ,committed or engaged or get so instantly the moment I began to have a crush on them . I think they believe with such a hot girl having a crush on them it’s just not right and it will be the biggest mismatch on earth because the girl just too good to be by their side (even thinking like this makes you so good J )
Now I’m planning to start a business of being a Matchmaker due to the God gifted skills of getting guys hooked up .I will like all those who are not getting a GF/Wife/Fiancé or the one’s whose wife has left them or Fiancé has betrayed them .
God my list could be so long with so many Pakistani politicians, leading actors, sportsmen in them. Imran Khan . Waseem akram, Shoaib Akhter (I even called on his number …J but he didn’t pick up L )
This making myself having a crush on them will have dual benefits for both the parties. For them they will get a partner or hopefully a soul mate & me, I will learn a lot about their personality & human nature in general. As I'm so optimistic I can tell always find ways to tell myself why do they do what they do ..
Hmm, I will devise several methods for my respective clients to help them as a student I can always look up to VEENA MALIK .I don’t know why does the mullah minded segments of Pakistan hate her so much .She is such an innocent & harmless girl who has gone all the way to India to spread love all around. She is capable of so much love .I wonder why UN doesn’t hire her as a peace ambassador.
For the Marketing students she is a real guide & could be a mentor , a living example on how to perform marketing in practical world. She applied SWOT analysis so well in Big Boss that even Father of Marketing could not even apply.
Like Capitalizing on the Strength (Ain’t I sexy & beautiful)
Dealing with Weakness (After she couldn’t get rahul she focused on other opportunities without wasting time)
Looking for Opportunities ( hrishannt & AYSH -MIT )
Combating Threats (Making Sara Khan out of the show)
See how easy it is & these boring & old, brain eating teachers take so long to make us understand the concepts .Imagine Veena as a Marketing Teacher everybody will be so happy
Oh God I just remember that Altaf hussain & Zardari is also single.How the hell will I develop a crush on them in order to find them a good partner .Altaf is going to make me deaf with his loud speech style way of talking but yes he is good as a singer that nobody can deny .You don’t believe me plz check out his * SALAM SALAM SALAM * rap style speech & INHI LOGON NAY song, this man has got real talent .
Having crush on Zardari on the other hand will make me apt at Financial Management & will teach me how to be efficient in Resource allocation. Like he takes all the donations of the Flood people to himself & the money from all the resources are directed towards one source that is MR ZARDARI. I don’t know why people call him MR 10 % & doesn’t take account of the fact that how humble & down to earth he is that he doesn’t even deny the 10% bribe & gladly take the money from the people. He is the President & knows better. Crush over him can also teach me how to remain calm & tension free like going on the world tour while there are floods in your country. How to be respectful & to be a compromising towards certain situation how to be good negotiator like see how he marvels at negotiating with the Americans & handles MR RAYMOND ( BTW Raymond got great chest and arms ,man )
However , this matchmaking business can get me into trouble as well especially with the likes of the clients like the abovementioned . Gawd ! that means I must look at other ways to make money I don’t know why people are so afraid of starting up business of their own they get fancy degrees like MBA from a a highly repuatable universities and then end up being a manager in some company never utilizing their true potential Is it because as a nation we are reluctant to try out new opportunities?
The thriving business is of food & clothes here.Check out all the designers that come up with the lawn suits for the RICH BEGUMS that go & buy the NOMI OR SANASAFINAZ prints & as soon as they see some lolly.molly ,tolly of neighbourhood wearing the same suit they tear it off to pieces much to the displeasure of their husbands though momentarily.
The cooking channels business are also a rage among the lazy, slave into the hands of husbands women of Pakistan where they call & talk the chef to wave at them, request the recipe that is already available at Facebook . I wonder why Pakistan Army did’nt take the help of these channels for raymond davis to spill the national secrets he was holding out .The crazy calls would have been enough to make his skull crushed into fine powder .
Seriously I think everybody should evaluate their strengths & start to do some business by following their heart .I think people who followed their heart & made some real effort are successful like Steve Jobs of Apple , Bill Gates of Microsoft ,Shaan Foods owner , Michael dell of Dell, Ambani’s . The thing that is common in them is that they all started from a small scale & doing what they are passionate about. That is the sole reason that they made it so big .However one thing is very important to do and that is concrete planning to support business strategy
It ‘ s so late in the night and I read the comments on my blog & I was thrilled to know that people are reading my blogs otherwise I used to think that who in the world would do so .It’s enough for them to read their schools books let alone blogs but I guess my blogs are not like dry schoolbooks J
No comments:
Post a Comment