Sahir Lodhi, is the butt of all jokes as soon as you see him
on TV even the most wailing person instantly gets a smile on their face as they
expect something highly dramatic from the wanna be too tight about to be ripped off waist coat Pakistani SHAHRUKH KHAN.
The recent Jinn programme by him couldn’t stop me from
smiling and laughing, although jinn’s being a controversial, scary subject. This
show is just like the one’s mostly done on local channels IN THE PURSUIT of a jinn
and how to get a jinn away from a person or how to grace the show with a
presence of a jinn or to demonstrate publicly how can a bearded monkey cleric
take out their frustration on poor people or to show the latest mystic jinn
dance performed by rural Punjab jinn obsessed goat smelling dancers.
There is a panel of the starry eyed judges like American idol,
though they are replaced by cleric and saints here, among them a woman who
resembles the caretaker of marina khan in the drama, tum say kahna tha, she
claims to bring out the jinni in you by making you stare hard in the mirror but
never have I seen her doing that in any show, the act although reminds me of a
cute afro baby evil eye video
Then there is the *Simon cowell * of that show, the red cap
* NAQSHBANDI* who smears and make fun of the all the other judges of the panel.
With his curled smile and ultra superiority complex over other lesser humans
And my favorite is
the * NOORI * judge the animated ,ridiculed and scoffed of .After so
much of grudge faced on the show he has been limited to mere rosary clutching.
Even the most ridiculed person in this planet called earth, sahir makes fun of
him. Funny eh? And yes after all those programmes he revealed like a sky revelation
that he is not a Jinni expert so shwwweeet .He might have had been fascinated
by Veena darling, who confessed her being a victim of split personality
disorder .
The psychiatrist seems like the only sane guy and him being
no – nonsense doesn’t bring out the spice in the show amongst such a tough
competition .He is hijacked most of the time and has succumb to a defensive
approach of working in the sough after panel as no matter how hard he tries to
prove the scientific facts to the spiritual clerics his logical comments are
brushed off by them to the extent that *stamp closer cleric* labeled him
rejecting existence of ALLAH …… That was
such a quick label! But why stamp closer uncle you didn’t call him a infidel,
im angry with u L
qutti !!!! I wont speak with you.
And if this is not enough there is a writer by the name of
Khalid Farshori, you just need to hit his name over Google and find all the
stupidest scary stuff or if you are already stupid then just the scary stuff
over it. He used to write in a Urdu daily and when I was pretty naïve( yes now
I have become very intelligent like Einstein)
it used to get me nightmares when sleeping alone as all the characters
used to come to life in dark, Then I saw his programme of Jamil Jinn over Hero TV
which burst me into a fit of laughter after initial 5 minutes of scariness
and irritation by the tongue licking –
beetle nut chewing- butcher turned joker who was the self proclaimed owner of
the jinn. Well, he cited that he is doing public service as there was a lot of
stray dogs in his locality and he sent the JJ ( not junaid jamshed , yoo singer
turned mullah merchant ) after him and
VIOLA all the dogs have left. Isn’t this a great display by sub- specie of
monkey affection towards humans!!!! And
yes then JJ graced the show with his appearance as the anchor cited * HEY LOOK
IGNORANT, DUMB VIEWERS I HAVE GOT A
SECRET DEAL WITH JJ TO APPEAR ON MY SHOW
AND THE GUY WHO JUST POP HIS HEAD INSIDE THE ROOM IS NONE OTHER
THAN THE JJ * after this I
wanted to punch him like Batista however
as the utterly theatrical and hilarious performance by jj master made me rolling with laughter I thought about forget hitting the hairy beast aka
Khalid farshori .
The supernatural always seem to attract us as most of the
people like me are fascinated by what the unseen holds. In our part of the
world where people are told these tales its embedded in their mindset from the
beginning.If there is any problem they relate it to some miscreant
jinn, think people jealous of them did black magic and so on and so forth. There
no such awareness of the mental problems and often a person suffering from
schizophrenia/ paranoia/ epilepsy and other problems is referred to a peer baba
as he/she is told to be possessed by a demon. The baba/peer/ aamil business
just thrives and they are not even in the entrepreneurial list on Forbes such a
pity L
To me it is a self imposed * jahalat * where people blindly
follow what has been fed to them instead of applying common logic. There
mindset is then strengthened by a one off program where the host just portray
the Stalingrad of all the problems in the
world to be black magic. Bullshit why can’t they do black magic on Maulana
fazul ullah -the bastard, haqqani network, the Taliban’s who are killing the
innocent people. Why anybody doesn’t sends any jinni, churail, pichalpairi (a
women jinni who has back front fêtes) to suicide bombers .Why doesn’t any demon
attack those killers, rapist, murderers who go out into the night to do evil
stuff
I guess all these programme needs to be banned, the
advertisement of aamils by wall chalking should be fined and they need to be
put in jails for looting innocent people. The weak faith and people believing
this stuff will only go away with education that has to be done immediately. Especially
awareness of the mental problems needs to be done. Although being an
underdeveloped, highly corrupt, a rabid country this seems to be too utopian
that these steps will be implemented as the tv air time will still be flooded
with idiotic bhoot shows by more idiot anchors possessing zero IQ.
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